The Beasts of Muddleonia

(Awaiting Illustration)

The multifarious beasts of Muddleonia live a blissfully chaotic existence, until their OCD king decides it’s time to impose order… and segregation.

Think: Edward Lear meets Donald Farage-Trump

How it begins:

In a rich and lonely castle high above the town,

the king of Muddleonia was talking to his crown.

‘This nation’s going to the dogs!’ the King was heard to mutter.

‘The creatures used to know their place;

now, mess and mischief’s commonplace.

The time has come to show our face and clear up all their clutter!’